tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50832423247329632632024-02-22T02:07:10.174-05:00Eli's CofferIntellectual baubles and bibelots, found at Yale UniversityTristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-2475464256709189532010-02-16T05:24:00.008-05:002010-02-16T05:46:27.429-05:00The Great Persecution and its Consequences - Henry Chadwick<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Diocletianic Persecution lasted from AD 303 - 313. In a series of edicts released between AD 303 and 304, Diocletian ordered the destruction of all Christian churches, the confiscation of all Bibles, liturgical books, and sacred vessels, forbade the gathering of Christians to worship, ordered the arrest of all clergy, and made refusal to sacrifice to the pagan gods punishable by death.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4783409/2/istockphoto_4783409-pope-stephen-i.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 380px;" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4783409/2/istockphoto_4783409-pope-stephen-i.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>The worst legacy of the persecution was once again schism. As in modern times the Christians differed among themselves about the point at which resistance to the State must be absolute. In the East sacrifice was regarded as apostasy, not the surrender of sacred books and church plate. But in the West opinion was divided, passion ran high, and in consequence, although persecution was briefer and left most western provinces unaffected, the scars were more serious than in the East.<br /><br />...in Numidia especially, the surrender of the scriptures or indeed of any books which the police were ready to accept as such (one bishop handed in medical treatises) was regarded as apostasy. <span style="font-weight: bold;">To think otherwise was to derogate from the glory of those who had died rather than surrender, since it implied that they had been overdoing it</span> [<span style="font-style: italic;">emphasis mine</span>].<br /></blockquote></div><span style="font-style: italic;">Have a contemplative first week of Lent (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lent#Clean_Week">Clean Week</a>!), ladies and gents.</span>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-12082300396573225002009-12-28T00:27:00.003-05:002009-12-28T00:39:25.399-05:00Birdy: The Steel Jaw<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.movieplayer.it/2003/11/11/matthew-modine-e-nicolas-cage-in-una-scena-di-birdy-le-ali-della-liberta-32026.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 286px;" src="http://images.movieplayer.it/2003/11/11/matthew-modine-e-nicolas-cage-in-una-scena-di-birdy-le-ali-della-liberta-32026.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>"Y'know, when the doctor, the major, told me that one of the things they had to do was give me a steel jaw, I thought, 'Great, maybe I'll be the next LaMotta or something.' Turns out a punch can actually knock the pins into my brain, so actually it's worse than a glass jaw. That's pretty funny, huh?"<br /><div style="text-align: right;">- Sergeant Alfonso Columbato<br /> (Nicolas Cage) in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086969/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Birdy</span></a><br /></div></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-4288133859862905802009-12-23T21:12:00.008-05:002009-12-23T22:15:38.499-05:00Staropramen Czech Pilsener<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.xarakiri.ru/documents/staropramen.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 390px; height: 293px;" src="http://www.xarakiri.ru/documents/staropramen.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>As <a href="http://eliscoffer.blogspot.com/2009/12/russian-imperial-stouts.html">yesterday's post</a> no doubt made clear, my alcohol hierarchy puts light beers- especially lagers- way at the bottom. For the longest time I thought all beer tasted like Corona and Red Dog, so the first two years of my drinking life were limited pretty exclusively to vodka and, on exceptionally rash and desperate days, gin.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">That said, I can't help put pick up a Czech beer once in a while- granted my blood is Slovak and I'll rant for hours about the pathetic Europhile spinelessness of "the Czech Republic" and its Bavarian bootlicking, but standing in the Bull's Eye Beer Depot surrounded by pretentious Belgians, imperious Germans and the blood-thirsty Irish, I have to reach for what's most familiar, and Prague is often as close to home as I'll get.<br /><br />So now I'm sitting in my living room watching <a href="http://www.figureskatersonline.com/evanlysacek/gallery/2005studio/2005studio007.jpg">Evan Lysacek</a> (American born, looks vaguely South Slavic, apparently Greek Orthodox) win the 2009 ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating with my youngest brother and knocking back a Staropramen "Premium Lager".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://association.tarotstudies.org/images/hanged.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 450px;" src="http://association.tarotstudies.org/images/hanged.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The tag line on their website says "Get a taste of Prague." Good lord, if this is what Prague tastes like no wonder it's become the Niagara Falls of Central Europe. <span style="font-style: italic;">Praha</span> is supposed to be <span style="font-style: italic;">zlaté město</span>- the golden city, the mystical and ancient city, the fountainhead of western European sorcery and enchantment. I've been reading tarot since I was about eight years old, but my favorite deck is <a href="http://www.tarotofprague.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Tarot of Prague</span></a> because of the way it integrates the city's breath-taking art and history into the major and minor arcana.<br /><br />The Staropramen Lager is, yes, several steps up from the Coronas I've been drinking lately (it's my parents' favorite beer). The carbonation isn't overpowering, the 5% ABV is very subtle, the aroma is light- in general there's nothing at all striking about this beer. Maybe that's the point of a pilsener, I don't know. Seems to me Prague deserves <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beton">better</a>.<br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-18293324338083487112009-12-22T19:14:00.012-05:002009-12-22T20:50:03.955-05:00Russian Imperial StoutsThe first beer I ever enjoyed was, perhaps unsurprisingly, a Russian Imperial Stout. One night I found myself at a great burgers 'n brew joint called <a href="http://www.prime16.com/">Prime 16</a> and saw "<a href="http://www.northcoastbrewing.com/beer-rasputin.htm">Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout</a>" written up on the chalk board-- me being me, I had to order it, as a joke if nothing else. It was amazing, and I've been a die hard stout drinker ever since.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Apparently Peter I and I finally <a href="http://www.alexanderpalace.org/palace/ImperialStout.html">agree about something</a>:<br /><blockquote>When Peter the Great opened Czarist Russia to the West in the early 18th century, dark ales called "Porter" were all the rage in England. Porters, named after the working class who devoured them, were relatively easy-drinking brews with a small percentage of highly roasted malt. The result was a dark brown, toffee-flavored libation fit for mass consumption. Arthur Guinness took the idea to Ireland, increased the dark, coffee-tinted profile and added “Extra Stout” to his label, thus creating another new beer style.<br /><br />Peter the Great fell in love with stouts during his 1698 trip to England, and he requested that some be sent to the Imperial court in Russia. Much to the embarrassment of the English, the beer had spoiled somewhere along its tedious thousand-mile journey! Determined as always to save face, the Barclay brewery of London came to the rescue by rapidly increasing the amount of alcohol and hops for their second effort. The result was an inky black concoction with enough warmth and complexity to immediately become a sensation throughout Russia. The “Russian Imperial Stout” had been born and quickly became popular throughout European Russia.<br /></blockquote>That's about as good a back story as something called a Russian Imperial Stout could hope to have. On to the fun part: I went beer shopping today.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3457629700_75e481116b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 410px; height: 309px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3457629700_75e481116b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">OLD RASPUTIN</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">You never forget your first! This stuff makes Guinness taste like a cheap rum soaked mockolate bar. You taste and feel the 9% ABV, but it's fully integrated into the flavor profile of the beer itself- I can't imagine this beer with a different alcohol ratio. I can't stand overly chocolatey stouts- Old Rasputin is nutty, fruity, and reminiscent of chocolate in ways that remind you why some people take their chocolate as seriously as their wine.<br /><br />The packaging and marketing is equally brilliant. The first thing you see after Rasputin's dubious blessing are the words "NEVER SAY DIE!" written along the top of the four-pack. The Russian proverb printed beneath the portrait, "Сердечный друг не родится вдруг," means roughly "One does not become an intimate friend quickly." Style <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> substance- what more could anyone want?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/20295.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 680px;" src="http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/20295.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE CZAR</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">A stout so goddamn intense they only sell it by the pint (1 pint, 6 oz, technically). 11.73% ABV. Part of Avery Brewing Co's "Dictator Series": The Czar (Imperial Stout), the Kaiser (Imperial Lager), and the Maharaja (Imperial IPA). I haven't tried this yet- I'm saving it for a really special occasion- but y'all need to know it exists, and honestly, doesn't have to taste that good to kick ass, but I bet it does.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVO3wLPVMowLwYMduV-wQHoX4AYD1thHW_T9mddBfxEPpiUrNHds6UMKMRpohAU4SGGHyH7Fg3_f1nubfShHPr_2GdD-miwPsyQ83tgz3-_z5q1fAyJHBF_qNUyJ0FQPbEHoPZAq2SzpH/s400/Thirsty+Dog+Siberian+Night+Russian+Imperial+Stout.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVO3wLPVMowLwYMduV-wQHoX4AYD1thHW_T9mddBfxEPpiUrNHds6UMKMRpohAU4SGGHyH7Fg3_f1nubfShHPr_2GdD-miwPsyQ83tgz3-_z5q1fAyJHBF_qNUyJ0FQPbEHoPZAq2SzpH/s400/Thirsty+Dog+Siberian+Night+Russian+Imperial+Stout.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SIBERIAN NIGHT</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Haven't tried this one yet either, but it looks promising. 9.7% ABV, looks just as dark as the Old Rasputin (the Czar has an interesting reddish tint to it even in the bottle)- also definitely cheaper than both the Czar and OR, so as long as it tastes better than your average Guinness it's a win in my book. I'll be reviewing all these sometime in the near future.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Other beers I bought and will be reviewing soon:<br /><ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Peche Mortel</span> Imperial Coffee Stout</li><li>Duchesse de Bourgogne Belgian Ale</li><li>Augustijn Belgian Ale<br /></li><li>Kostritzer Schwarzbier (German Black Lager)</li><li>Staropramen Czech Lager</li></ul>If you have any suggestions, let me know! There's a giant beer distributor around here that lets you create your own six packs.<br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-68787280416830934112009-08-18T01:54:00.011-04:002009-08-18T02:27:20.099-04:00OTGDY: Smoking Sudamericano<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiauKyeIN-gr4O5yCaH71o5ELK3MUiprJ6IXf9c-RYFnEtHHIGpsKRfP-X81T4z3MIvToDndMJ4WKefbYs_2dStgZ46Qj5V_pAXgqT-4SfGPoE0i0mVRVVCLDceaX-Y2dSIPgh6q6x_HLns/s1600-h/tango.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 337px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiauKyeIN-gr4O5yCaH71o5ELK3MUiprJ6IXf9c-RYFnEtHHIGpsKRfP-X81T4z3MIvToDndMJ4WKefbYs_2dStgZ46Qj5V_pAXgqT-4SfGPoE0i0mVRVVCLDceaX-Y2dSIPgh6q6x_HLns/s400/tango.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371184858523977730" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Soon to be published in the </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://yalefreepress.blogspot.com/">Yale Free Press</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> (print edition), the first instance of my smoking column, tentatively titled "Only the Good Die Young":</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;">I had been in South America for only ten minutes, and already I was disappointed. Two hours from New Haven to JFK, eleven hours from JFK to Ministro Pistarini International, five hours of checking in, security, and idly munching on stale Hudson News muffins—I needed a cigarette, and God damn it, I was in Buenos Aires. I expected to walk off the plane into a thick cloud of smoke, men offering me a light at every other step, fedora clad and winking. Alas, EZE (<span lang="es-ES"><i>Aeropuerto Internacional de Ezeiza "Ministro Pistarini"</i></span>) was as smoke free as any Manhattan Starbucks. The city proper, however, was more welcoming.</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> The city's streets are dotted with streetcarts, selling newspapers, magazines, post cards, but thankfully, especially, tobacco. You could buy them by the pack or fish your desired number out of pre-opened packs perched nervously by the register. Familiar faces greeted me: the Marlboros, Camels, Lucky Strikes, even Benson & Hedges, my old standby—but the Argentinian cigarettes (dare I say, like the Argentinian people?) were far more enticing. My tour guide, <i>Herrrrrrnan</i> (if you don't roll the r for two full seconds you aren't doing him justice) smoked Jockeys, and so Jockeys I attempted to buy. Attempted, because I foolishly pronounced “Jockey” as one would in English, leaving the twenty-something woman trying to serve me utterly confused. Throughout most of my trip, cigarette vendors eventually resorted to pointing at each successive brand and variety until my exasperated, over-enthusiastic nod confirmed my preference, with one exception: everyone and his grandmother knows what a Marlboro Red is. But I digress.</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> I was born and raised in New York, and since high school have lived in New Haven. Buying tobacco in Argentina was like frolicking through Elysian fields. American brands, and upscale foreign brands, cost around eight Argentinian pesos a pack—roughly two bucks, back in May when I was there. I could've bought packs for one American dollar or less; I also could've bought large bottles of vodka (legally! Ten-year-olds probably make liquor runs for their parents in BA) for less than $4—in both cases, I refrained.</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> The real beauty of my South American tobacco tourism wasn't monetary, however—even at those shoddy little streetcarts staffed by leathery old men in newsy caps, the brand variety dwarfed most American drugstores. Bright blue and red signs scream “OPEN 25 HS” throughout the city; these stores, so like our 7-11s in every other way, have an almost laughable (in that nervous, hysterical, childishly excited way) tobacco selection. It was at such an establishment that I first purchased my second favorite cigarettes of all time—Harmonys. Strong and flavorful—in a way no smokes I can buy at the 24 hour Walgreens by my New England apartment could ever hope to be—affordable, and apparently Chinese (I know, I thought the entire nation smoked nothing but 555s too); to this day I regret having bought only two packs, both now long gone. Weeks later I found myself smiling as I gave a DC bum the best cigarette he'd ever smoke: normal length, normal filter, with nothing but the English word “Harmony” wrapped around its dainty circumference.<br /><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> Exotic varieties of Virginia Slims (the Unos come in a discrete black or white box reminiscent of perfume packaging), kretek galore, all manner of superfluously upscale sounding brands (the <i>Hiltons</i> stick out in my mind as both exceptionally hilarious and bad)—Buenos Aires was FAO Schwartz Tobacco, at Walmart prices. However bad the US economy is, the ridiculous exchange rate made it clear the Argentinian economy was even worse, and yet these humble South Americans stood in the shadow of tobacco heaven, while I routinely made do with $5 Liggetts (you've probably never heard of them, with good reason, but I assure you they're among the cheapest cigs available at your local drugstore).</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"> Oh brothers, in Buenos Aires, that land of milk and honey, you can smoke <i>in bars</i><span style="font-style: normal;">. From my travel diary:</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal; text-align: justify;"> </p><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>“...I was loud and vulgar and threw cigarettes in the faces of the non-smokers, pressuring them to join. The Argentinians loved me and called me The Russian. We talked about trains and bars and Peru and San Francisco. The Argentinians disappeared and an eternity later I was in a bar being offered a single cigarette by a bronze Argentinian with thick white eyebrows and no tie....”<br /></blockquote></div><p></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal; text-align: justify;"> The bushy-browed Argentine was the bartender; the joint was dark and beautiful. I'd ordered a vodka tonic and a pack of Marlboros, and he'd offered me one of his cigarettes while a waitress assembled my dinner. I felt like Hemingway, Camus, and a free lancer working for Vanity Fair. It was amazing. You can't feel like that in New Haven, not even at the Owl Shop (which I nevertheless encourage you to patronize early and often).</p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-style: normal; text-align: justify;"><br /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: normal;"> As for Rio de Janeiro, I offer a single vignette: I was standing outside my hotel around midnight, smoking and laughing at the Portuguese warnings of impotence illustrated (!) on my pack, when a shirtless young man approached me, gesturing “Please, miss, can I bum a smoke?” Never one to break the Smoker's Code, even in a notoriously dangerous city, I gave him one, and lit it for him. He </span><i>beamed</i><span style="font-style: normal;">, completely shocked that I'd actually granted him this small blessing, just as a security guard from the lobby emerged to angrily shoo him away. “Stay right here, by the doors,” he brusquely said to me, “don't talk to them.” He stood with me as I smoked all the way down to the filter, bitterly, in his bleached white staff jacket.</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: normal;"> The United States welcomed me home by banning cloves and raising taxes while I was still unpacking the cartons I'd bought tax-free at Guarulhos International in São Paolo. My stash finally ran out a week ago, and even that aforementioned Walgreens, which sells at the state-minimum, hasn't been able to console me. I'm back to smoking Marlboro 100s, Reds, of course, on my fire escape right above “Soul de Cuba”, a restaurant on High Street. Argentina certainly won't cry for me, but oh, to be a girl from Ipanema!</span></p>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-7643963093036838442009-08-16T06:40:00.007-04:002009-08-16T06:58:47.995-04:00Oscar Wilde is actually rather annoying<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">I first encountered Mr Wilde when I was 12 (perhaps 14?...), through his essay </span><a href="http://www.mnstate.edu/gracyk/courses/phil%20of%20art/wildetext.htm">The Decay of Lying</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, which I still enjoy. It wasn't until now, however, that I've begun to read </span>The Importance of Being Earnest<span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><br /><blockquote>"CECILY: I am afraid I am not learned at all. All I know is about the relations between Capital and Idleness--and that is merely from observation. So I don't suppose it is true.<br />MISS PRISM: Cecily, that sounds like Socialism! And I suppose you know where Socialism leads to?<br />CECILY: Oh, yes! That leads to Rational Dress, Miss Prism. And I suppose that when a woman is dressed rationally, she is treated rationally. She certainly deserves to be."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Which brings me back to an earlier scene from the same play:</span><br /><blockquote>"JACK: Is that clever?<br />ALGERNON: It is perfectly phrased! And quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Likewise here, and here:</span><br /><blockquote>"CECILY: ... I hope that you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.<br />ALGERNON (looks at her in amazement): Oh! Of course I have been rather reckless."<br /><br />"ALGERNON: ... Indeed, it is not even decent...and that sort of thing is enormously on the increase. The amount of women who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. <span style="font-weight: bold;">It is simply washing one's clean linen in public</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">[emphasis mine]</span>."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">He knew exactly what he was doing! Shameless.</span><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-54775639086379705862009-08-15T03:02:00.005-04:002009-12-28T00:41:32.893-05:00"Superheroes don't smoke."<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">From the 2007 documentary about costumed panhandlers outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre,</span> <a href="http://www.therealsuperhero.com/">Confessions of a Superhero</a><span style="font-style: italic;">:</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">"Superman" and "Ghost Rider" are walking down the Walk of Fame.<br /><br />Superman: Ya gotta remember there's a lotta dos and don'ts, ah, as a superhero... but if you abide by 'em, you do okay.<br /><br />[silence]<br /><br />Superman: Well, just remember, superheroes don't smoke. [pause] It's an image.<br /><br />Ghost Rider: Except Ghost Rider.<br /><br />Superman: No. Ghost Rider doesn't smoke.<br /><br />Ghost Rider: He's made of fire.<br /><br />Superman: But, still, he doesn't smoke cigarettes. [pause] You can't make exceptions for something that doesn't exist. You'll never see Ghost Rider smokin' a cigarette walkin' down the street. It's just not proper.<br /></div></blockquote>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-35118280460266045162009-08-14T14:35:00.008-04:002009-08-14T17:39:38.294-04:00Sakhalin tired of Russian neglect, looks for country who will appreciate its personality, cooking, mother-in-law<div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"Nikolayevsk was founded not too long ago, in 1850, by the celebrated Gennady Nevelskoy, and that may well be the single bright moment in the town's history. ... But today, nearly half of all the homes are abandoned and dilapidated, and their dark, frameless windows stare back like the empty eyepits of a skull. The inhabitants lead a lethargic, drunken life, existing hand to mouth, on whatever God provides. They subsist by supplying fish to Sakhalin, pilfering gold, exploiting the non-Russians, or selling deer antlers, from which the Chinese make stimulant pills."<br /><div style="text-align: right;">- "Sakhalin Island", Anton Chekhov<br /></div></blockquote></div>Over a century later, <span style="font-style: italic;">Sakhalintsii</span> are trying to get the heck out of Dodge--to <a href="http://www.moscowtimes.ru/article/600/42/380826.htm">Tokyo</a>:<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"A group of Sakhalin residents, after a visit to Tokyo, are not only studying Japanese but also collecting signatures for a petition asking that Moscow hand over their island to Japan so that they can live and raise their children in a rich, modern country that is not at war with anyone.<br /><br />This remarkable action surfaced this week when radical Moscow commentator Valeriya Novodvorskaya reported in her <a href="http://grani.ru/Politics/Russia/m.155386.html">Grani.ru column</a> that one of the organizers, who she indicated had to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, had approached her to ask to whom he should forward their appeal.<br /><br />Novodvorskaya said she advised him to “send the signatures to the Japanese emperor,” for whom they could serve as “compensation” for the harm that Japan has experienced at Russia’s hands given Moscow’s continuing unwillingness ever to return the four islands Soviet forces seized at the end of World War II." </blockquote></div>It's that anarchist thought experiment come to life-- governments competing against each other for citizens.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">"One indication that these are not entirely frivolous pursuits, she says, is that those considering leaving are to be found “in the holy of holies of the regime — in the military and defense sector,” where some senior officers, “not having received the apartments they were promised, sent a declaration to the U.S. saying they wanted to serve in the American army.”<br /><br />Thus, “the collection of signatures on Sakhalin is not a rarity. Soon they will begin to be collected in Moscow.” And according to Novodvorskaya, just one thing remains: “to divide up the territory and people of Russia among the United States, Japan and the European Union” so that the Russian people will be able to live better."<br /></div></blockquote>I'm sure everyone at Reason and Cato is waiting with bated breath for the outcome.Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-26998340111013208562009-08-14T03:24:00.002-04:002009-08-14T03:30:15.917-04:00Khrushchev's Other Temper Tantrum<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">h/t </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://seansrussiablog.org/2009/07/24/nikita-khrushchev-doesnt-go-to-disneyland/">Sean's Russia Blog</a><span style="font-style: italic;">:</span><br /><blockquote><p>“Just now, I was told that I could not go to Disneyland,” [Khrushchev] announced. “I asked, ‘Why not? What is it? Do you have rocket-launching pads there?’ ”</p> <p>The audience laughed.</p> <p>“Just listen,” he said. “Just listen to what I was told: ‘We—which means the American authorities—cannot guarantee your security there.’ ”</p> <p>He raised his hands in a vaudevillian shrug. That got another laugh.</p> <p>“What is it? Is there an epidemic of cholera there? Have gangsters taken hold of the place? Your policemen are so tough they can lift a bull by the horns. Surely they can restore order if there are any gangsters around. I say, ‘I would very much like to see Disneyland.’ They say, ‘We cannot guarantee your security.’ Then what must I do, commit suicide?”</p> <p>Khrushchev was starting to look more angry than amused. His fist punched the air above his red face.</p> <p>“That’s the situation I find myself in,” he said. “For me, such a situation is inconceivable. I cannot find words to explain this to my people.”</p> <p>The audience was baffled. Were they really watching the 65-year-old dictator of the world’s largest country throw a temper tantrum because he couldn’t go to Disneyland?</p> <p>Sitting in the audience, Nina Khrushchev told David Niven that she really was disappointed that she couldn’t see Disneyland. Hearing that, Sinatra, who was sitting next to Mrs. Khrushchev, leaned over and whispered in Niven’s ear.</p> <p>“Screw the cops!” Sinatra said. “Tell the old broad that you and I will take ‘em down there this afternoon.”</p></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Sinatra as quasi libertarian/anarchist hero, whisking Khrushcheva off to Disneyland? I'm gonna commit this story to memory.</span><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-57590175494868101292009-08-05T01:39:00.004-04:002009-08-05T01:45:33.683-04:00Russian Futurists in a NutshellFrom <a href="http://joegp.com/">Featuring Talking Guinea Pigs</a>:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://joegp.com/istrip_files/strips/20090729.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 650px; height: 963px;" src="http://joegp.com/istrip_files/strips/20090729.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Man: 1st generation of futurists</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Guinea pig: everyone else</span>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-88652470488656575802009-07-30T17:47:00.010-04:002009-07-30T18:49:25.864-04:00Oriental Trends in the Fall '09 Fashion Season<span style="font-style: italic;">AKA: How Russians Dress in My Wildest Fantasies.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5bYe-mlNKavEVahgXZeG4W8xSgN0adSOiJz5GnQU1xQfjhyphenhyphen6V_hShi-cwVmjIwF-O5YUm6StspEeVj4vmC4nBVgABZf6wUAmcRtl9Jzly4q-z_exybj9-82Yk9hP-PVVyaPaEx2QfAamd/s1600-h/lagerfeld.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5bYe-mlNKavEVahgXZeG4W8xSgN0adSOiJz5GnQU1xQfjhyphenhyphen6V_hShi-cwVmjIwF-O5YUm6StspEeVj4vmC4nBVgABZf6wUAmcRtl9Jzly4q-z_exybj9-82Yk9hP-PVVyaPaEx2QfAamd/s400/lagerfeld.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364380987176159074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Design: Karl Lagerfeld</span> </div><div style="text-align: right; font-style: italic;">Model: Hanna Rundlof<br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ivan_the_Terrible_%28cropped%29.JPG">Ivan IV</a> chic.</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFvha1Y4RGMyWdZ9tcZULPg27i6vo-QAsQabiFbvSex5AAHKMwt6fihLhIJUdLRxLgms3wQ7ITjN46tZCT1puRqULCNjLM3yXQyZOr-OEjuXX2JuuPRDLRETTCLK1b_pPDKhUal4_rN7w/s1600-h/dior.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFvha1Y4RGMyWdZ9tcZULPg27i6vo-QAsQabiFbvSex5AAHKMwt6fihLhIJUdLRxLgms3wQ7ITjN46tZCT1puRqULCNjLM3yXQyZOr-OEjuXX2JuuPRDLRETTCLK1b_pPDKhUal4_rN7w/s400/dior.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364381871445161682" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Design: Christian Dior</span> </div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Model: Anja Rubik</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0hBMQfvm1-QPi9mWmRZu8TTyu7185ThMb0DzQnRYEiUH4VpIcJQ5ifQuM7GRvDe2nrn75Mwlrsb9ZJEq0V29V0xOIdQn4_R98jZ3i-U7yDmBmZgxU4PclZOTddzzySJkm4Jn5w4zjNQo1/s1600-h/dior2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0hBMQfvm1-QPi9mWmRZu8TTyu7185ThMb0DzQnRYEiUH4VpIcJQ5ifQuM7GRvDe2nrn75Mwlrsb9ZJEq0V29V0xOIdQn4_R98jZ3i-U7yDmBmZgxU4PclZOTddzzySJkm4Jn5w4zjNQo1/s400/dior2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364382210621952578" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Design: Christian Dior</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Model: Sigrid Agren<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi79rCjGICBLbSgc2ayjQ6bx8hL_pRIMd7JMzTvafQaOeNOHg3nY9J9ojnT1FXEyl74ImcgPHmODruCbTPVJS-_OhD9M4QvkjvntUptsZ5sVN_XgeHHBfCXHu-whIXzbILNU2DTjFz7jDGS/s1600-h/dior3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi79rCjGICBLbSgc2ayjQ6bx8hL_pRIMd7JMzTvafQaOeNOHg3nY9J9ojnT1FXEyl74ImcgPHmODruCbTPVJS-_OhD9M4QvkjvntUptsZ5sVN_XgeHHBfCXHu-whIXzbILNU2DTjFz7jDGS/s400/dior3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364382541567282050" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Design: Christian Dior</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Model: Heidi Mount</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhlGCup1TiJzUN3xiXeVUfc8ADa8-cs1VgG-0RwICHXhNj6QOkgwTMLUeuE4c5u0uzkrNmchfCPVagnoxbpDXJ8mmdkDh9EzFMjOd2_cEk6Ejyq5k0KiUA9LXvVq_Rn4CB8z4lria7hcBh/s1600-h/dior4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhlGCup1TiJzUN3xiXeVUfc8ADa8-cs1VgG-0RwICHXhNj6QOkgwTMLUeuE4c5u0uzkrNmchfCPVagnoxbpDXJ8mmdkDh9EzFMjOd2_cEk6Ejyq5k0KiUA9LXvVq_Rn4CB8z4lria7hcBh/s400/dior4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364383135871536706" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Design: Christian Dior</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Model: Erin Heatherton</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;">It's 1920s Moscow -WWI +economic prosperity!<br /><br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xJGbTCsIiF7rL9AkcscdXW6edFLvE6QxOlBzCPy-Ko_tJaNdMP-e8qI_JaRyZvWZlW1F3yfmGz1sYZlVUDTCUJX4TfF_jSPS744B1svNRVSoZkWfms6IF1voR8ZqaanzAa263xIc-y72/s1600-h/dior5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1xJGbTCsIiF7rL9AkcscdXW6edFLvE6QxOlBzCPy-Ko_tJaNdMP-e8qI_JaRyZvWZlW1F3yfmGz1sYZlVUDTCUJX4TfF_jSPS744B1svNRVSoZkWfms6IF1voR8ZqaanzAa263xIc-y72/s400/dior5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364383500273382018" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Some comparisons:</span><br /><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sedov1875.jpg">Ivan IV & Vasilia Melentyevna</a><br /><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:REPIN_Ivan_Terrible%26Ivan.jpg">Ivan IV & Beloved Son</a><br /><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Schwarz1861.jpg">Ivan IV at his son's deathbed</a>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-65401716161181005592009-07-21T14:46:00.007-04:002009-07-21T16:33:45.089-04:00Review of Laurie Manchester's /Holy Fathers, Secular Sons: Clergy, Intelligentsia, and the Modern Self in Revolutionary Russia/ by Christopher Read<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMCy4gXcw7d5n7e5NuAsEtj-hweVnE8lGtE6F1WdtEi7kqZUPEWMbw6oHDeR32wrp8Mzrl4ql0FuX74fcHQdYHwi3KyBRsezOD95vD9LbRdbCRn-ePDLSrtWCgewfrokHBo9j9m2Qi-geL/s400/598px-Nesterov_Florensky_Bulgakov.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMCy4gXcw7d5n7e5NuAsEtj-hweVnE8lGtE6F1WdtEi7kqZUPEWMbw6oHDeR32wrp8Mzrl4ql0FuX74fcHQdYHwi3KyBRsezOD95vD9LbRdbCRn-ePDLSrtWCgewfrokHBo9j9m2Qi-geL/s400/598px-Nesterov_Florensky_Bulgakov.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">From the </span>American Historical Review<span style="font-style: italic;">, Vol 114, <a href="http://www.journals.uchicago.edu/toc/ahr/current">No 3</a> (June 2009).</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"At the heart of Manchester's book is an analysis of the small--maybe one percent of the population (p.12)--group of sons of priests (<span style="font-style: italic;">popovichi</span>). Traditionally, scholars have dismissed them as <span style="font-style: italic;">raznochintsy</span> (people of miscellaneous ranks). Instead, Manchester presents them as a relatively clearly defined class with its own ethos and with an influence extending well beyond the church and well beyond its numerical strength."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I've always thought of </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://books.google.com/books?id=dbAaQNGsLDQC&pg=PA130&lpg=PA130&dq=raskolnikov+raznochinets&source=bl&ots=6YP0S6Wqdj&sig=bw7KVzY1LiR0ynV1GX1ru6-4ZmQ&hl=en&ei=nBBmSq_yB4fiMe2mnaUB&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4">Raskolnikov</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> as a pretty stereotypical</span> raznochinets<span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><br /><blockquote>"In particular, she illustrates many places, including the early Bolshevik Party, where <span style="font-style: italic;">popovichi</span> exerted an influence, despite their small numbers. ... Among such fascinating insights, Manchester notes the way the <span style="font-style: italic;">popovichi</span> identified themselves against the earlier, noble-descended intelligentsia, and how the attempt by Dmitrii Tolstoi to corral <span style="font-style: italic;">popovichi</span> within the clerical estate by refusing to recognize their qualifications as valid for university entrance in fact ensured the values of the seminary would spread to society."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Add this to the long, long list of reasons there's never been a strong libertarian movement in Russia: an influential portion of its intelligentsia were the sons of priests (</span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.allacademic.com/meta/p_mla_apa_research_citation/0/8/2/6/0/p82600_index.html">Catholic liberal embrace</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> of the welfare state, anyone?). </span><br /><blockquote>"There are also tantalizing glimpses of unusual attitudes among the <span style="font-style: italic;">popovichi</span> toward sexuality. Aleksei Dmitrievskii failed to consummate his marriage because 'romantic passion' was satisfied by his work. 'Scholarship is the most charming of the women in the world...its embrace...takes care of all the afflictions and misfortunes of life,' he wrote. Note surprisingly, his wife did not agree and left him (p. 185)."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Guess who was the son of a priest? Nikolai Chernyshevsky, socialist-marxist-utilitarian extraordinaire, and author of </span>What is to be done?<span style="font-style: italic;"> (so good that Lenin <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_to_Be_Done%3F">stole the title</a>!). There are some great footnotes in </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.amazon.com/What-Be-Done-Nikolai-Chernyshevsky/dp/0801495474">this edition</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> that delve into Chernyshevsky's theories about romantic life; if you've somehow dragged yourself through the beast of a 'novel' you'll understand just as well. Manchester based her book on "a study of 207 identifiable popovichi." It's terrifying how accurate a portrait such a study painted. </span><br /><blockquote>"...in Manchester's words, 'popovichi did not repudiate the clerical traditions of the Russian Orthodox Church,' but 'they managed paradoxically to see themselves as leaving the clergy in order to preserve clerical traditions and impose them on secular society.' This, she argues, is 'the very opposite of traditional secularization theory and dechristianization' (p.155)."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Noted.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Painting: <a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/N/nesterov/nesterov45.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Philosophers</span></a> - Mikhail Nesterov </span><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-17029874674121974742009-07-13T15:36:00.009-04:002009-07-13T16:59:26.555-04:00Prague Tales - Jan Neruda<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL8nlLlvBwooE1mquo4dCTiMl0_2BHrO9Qj3R0MKKb5Ghy30D2uzCZ24tjnlqF45-qcevvs7PoMw-0D5I6MAIXocESfnI2ZFwuiAfE6PDos0q-LPrsMagrMzhVt1BsRUen6r4OD48yh_Vy/s1600-h/kleinseitner_innen1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL8nlLlvBwooE1mquo4dCTiMl0_2BHrO9Qj3R0MKKb5Ghy30D2uzCZ24tjnlqF45-qcevvs7PoMw-0D5I6MAIXocESfnI2ZFwuiAfE6PDos0q-LPrsMagrMzhVt1BsRUen6r4OD48yh_Vy/s320/kleinseitner_innen1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358046192969535682" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >Picked up a copy of this at the DC Public Library <a href="http://www.dclibrary.org/dcpl/cwp/view.asp?A=1264&Q=566086">for $2</a> a few weeks ago- more than worth it. All excerpts were published between 1867 and 1876.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:100%;">"'But why didn't he write out his whole name? What's his first name, Viktor, Volfgang?'<br />'Well, it's <span style="font-family:times new roman;">V</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">á</span>clav, but he doesn't like it. He says that every time he sees a church procession he wants to get re-baptized.'"</span></blockquote><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-style: italic;">Typical Czech-German pandering.</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><blockquote>"'...I don't think I've ever seen a decent, moderately long sentence from any of you. ... It's also quite obvious that you don't even know German properly, and I'll tell you why: because you jabber away in Czech all day! Therefore, with the power invested in my office as Director, I hereby forbid the speaking of Czech in the office, and as your friend and your superior I suggest that you speak only German outside the office as well.'"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Wait, they have the "notes of a neurotic 19th century bureaucrat" genre outside Russia, too?</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><blockquote>"Conversations in Czech ceased. Only two very close friends would utter a word in Czech out in the corridor or in the archives. They almost seemed like surreptitious snuff-takers. I keep speaking Czech--and loudly at that. Everyone avoids me."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Tobacco stigma in 1860s Mala Strana? Jeez.</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><blockquote>"It is a well-known historical fact that gods arise directly from their people. Jehovah was a gloomy, cruel, angry, vengeful, and bloodthirsty god, just like the entire Jewish nation. The Hellenic gods were elegant and witty, beautiful and joyful, just like the Greeks themselves. The Slavic gods--I'm sorry, but we Slavs lack a vivid enough imagination to create either great states or well-defined gods. Despite the best efforts of folklorists such as Erben and Kostomarov, our erstwhile gods are only an obscure, rag-tag group of divinities with no clear, well-defined characteristics."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Russian-Folk-Belief-Linda-Ivanits/dp/0873328892">Kinda true</a>, actually.</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><blockquote>"Of course the priest from St. Nicholas' and his assistants were late, as was the custom at the funeral of any important person so that no one would say Mr. Velš was being hurried on his way."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">That's what we call a win-win cultural development.</span></span>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-88468758359275213752009-05-10T20:05:00.004-04:002009-05-10T20:42:08.753-04:00Summer Reading List, Revisited<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA6hSF9nz8-JsXrqVKTCWMvv3rwHKypXtWcnE2qXyJ1Bro4nKeVESlnAtFbQTKODPzms_Dt06ewYvEdDBf7Y7RmZ426I9_xO55eydbkbk_hDhRlgRy6shEaObml_suGcBM8i6JOnEJES6Y/s1600-h/smoking.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA6hSF9nz8-JsXrqVKTCWMvv3rwHKypXtWcnE2qXyJ1Bro4nKeVESlnAtFbQTKODPzms_Dt06ewYvEdDBf7Y7RmZ426I9_xO55eydbkbk_hDhRlgRy6shEaObml_suGcBM8i6JOnEJES6Y/s320/smoking.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334359595535389090" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">A little over <a href="http://eliscoffer.blogspot.com/2008/04/summer-reading-list.html">a year later</a>, I haven't made much progress. Summer is blogging season; let's go.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anton Chekhov</span> <del>Short Stories</del><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boris Chicherin</span> Liberty, Equality, & The Market<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Bakunin</span> The Basic Bakunin: Writings 1869-1871<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Vissarion Belinsky</span> Selected Philosophical Works<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aleksandr Blok</span> Selected Poems<br /><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Bulgakov</span> <del>The Master and the Margarita</del><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Ivan Bunin</span> The Dark Avenue<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fyodor Dostoevsky</span><br /><del>The Brothers Karamazov*<br />Crime and Punishment<br />Notes from Underground</del><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Orlando Figes</span> Natasha's Dance<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Nikolai Gogol</span><br /><del>The Overcoat</del><br />Dead Souls<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maxim Gorky</span> Children of the Sun<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thomas Hardy</span> Jude the Obscure*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Alexander Herzen</span> My Past and Thoughts<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aleksey Khomyakov</span> Whatever I can find!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ivan Kireevsky</span> <del>Whatever I can find!</del> <span style="font-style: italic;">(Turned out to be a fantastic collection of his essays compiled in </span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Spiritual-Unity-Slavophile-Library-Philosophy/dp/0940262916">On Spiritual Unity: A Slavophile Reader</a>.<span style="font-style: italic;">)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Osip Mandelstam</span> The Noise of Time: Selected Prose<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Vladimir Mayakovsky</span> The Bedbug and Selected Poetry<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Vladimir Nabokov</span> Lolita<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boris Pasternak</span> Dr. Zhivago<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Pipes</span><br />Russian Conservatism and Its Critics<br /><span class="sans"><span id="btAsinTitle">Karamzin's Memoir on Ancient and Modern Russia: A Translation and Analysis</span></span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Andrey Platonov</span> The Foundation Pit<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aleksandr Radishchev</span> Journey from St. Petersburg to Moscow<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin</span><br />The History of a Town<br />The Golovylov Family<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn</span> One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Leo Tolstoy</span> War and PeaceTristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-74746508025390032972008-05-12T11:41:00.004-04:002008-05-12T12:56:01.858-04:00Life of the Deified Augustus - Suetonius<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mrdowling.com/images/702augustus.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.mrdowling.com/images/702augustus.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">In studying for my Roman history final (less than 24 hours from now) I reread Suetonius' account of Augustus, and fell in love with the man all over again. Here's why.</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"Others criticize his words and actions, claiming that when the ships were lost in the storm he had cried out that he would conquer even against the will of Neptune and that the next time the circus games were held, he had Neptune's image removed from the festival procession."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Arrogance is sexy, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar or a fool. Also, Neptune never really got him back... Augustus 1, Gods 0.</span><br /><blockquote>"For he used to compare those who sought a minimal gain at no small risk to someone going fishing with a golden hook, when no catch could bring a profit equal to the loss if the hook were gone."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Translation of genius into simple words. Sounds like <a href="http://www.antoranz.net/CURIOSA/ZBIOR3/C0309/07_QZC07045_QRE01186-Nietzsche.jpg">someone else I love</a>.</span><br /><blockquote>"As for the city itself, which was not decked out in a manner fitting such a great empire... he so improved it that it was with justification that he boasted he had found it a city of brick and left it a city of marble."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Always had a soft spot for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_III_of_Russia">effective reformers</a> arising from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatar_yoke">hopeless eras of suck</a>. </span><br /><blockquote>"...he would rather endure some loss of revenue than that the honor of Roman citizenship be made commonplace."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">oh-em-gee high citizenship theory. (Note: forward that memo to </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutio_Antoniniana">Caracalla</a><span style="font-style: italic;">.)</span><br /><blockquote>"He sought, too, to revive the ancient manner of dress and once, when he saw at a public meeting a crowd of people dressed in dark clothes, he grew angry and cried out: 'Behold the Romans, lords of the world, the toga'd race!'"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"> Policy enforcement through snark... I like.</span><br /><blockquote>"In sealing official documents, reports and letters, he first used a sphinx, then an image of Alexander the Great, and finally one of himself..."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I reiterate: arrogance is sexy, especially when merited. Subordination of Alexander the Great? May as well besmirch Charles Garland, or Alexander Nevsky, or someone equally influential and bad ass. </span><br /><blockquote>"He always shrank from the title 'Master' as an insult and a reproach."<br /></blockquote><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principate">Principate</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> vs </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominate">dominate</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, 101. Augustus shows 'em how it's done (forward memo to </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diocletian#Tetrarchic_and_ideological">Diocletian</a><span style="font-style: italic;">).</span><br /><blockquote>"Yet he bore the deaths of his loved ones more readily than their disgrace."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Was ever there a better Roman? Like, really?</span><br /><blockquote>"Whenever anyone referred to [Agrippa] or one of the Julias he used to groan and even exclaim: 'Oh, that I had never married and died without children!' The only terms he used for them were his three sores or his three cancers."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">No, no there wasn't.</span><br /><blockquote>"Not even his friends deny that he committed adultery, suggesting by way of excuse that his motive was not lust but policy, as he sought to find out the plans of his opponents more easily through each man's wife."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Once again, Augustus pioneers a timeless and effective political tactic.</span><br /><blockquote>"Mark Antony objected... that he had in front of her husband led the wife of a man of consular rank from the dining-room off into his bedroom, later returning her to the party with burning ears and disheveled hair..."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Balls and pimpery.</span><br /><blockquote>"He cultivated an elegant and restrained manner of speaking which avoided the vanity of an artificial style of arrangement, as well as the 'rank odor', as he termed it, 'of far-fetched vocabulary'..."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Crap. Two of my heroes </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://grammar.about.com/b/2008/02/28/out-of-town-words-the-william-f-buckley-vocabulary-quiz.htm">come in conflict</a><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><br /><blockquote>"When he first began to speak, he ordered some frogs to be silent who happened to be croaking in his grandfather's villa and they say that from that time no frog croaked there."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I'd just like to say here that I love cultures of mythology and am totally okay with attributing ridiculous, implausible stories to those excessively admired and reviled. Respek, yo.</span><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-13365132663002482402008-04-25T02:35:00.006-04:002008-04-25T03:06:36.568-04:00The Legendary Origins and Character of the Huns - Jordanes<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320Hist&Civ/slides/08romfal/barbarians.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320Hist&Civ/slides/08romfal/barbarians.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">"We learn from old traditions that their origin was as follows: Filimer, king of the Goths... found among his people certain witches, whom he called in his native tongue <span style="font-style: italic;">Haliurunnae</span>. Suspecting these women, he expelled them from the midst of his race and compelled them to wander in solitary exile afar from his army."<br /></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div></blockquote></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The best English definition of "haliurunnae" is along the lines of "crazy bitches", "ugly bitches", or "really, really disliked bitches".</span><br /><blockquote>"There the unclean spirits, who beheld them as they wandered through the wilderness, bestowed their embraces upon them and begat the savage race, which dwelt at first in the swamps, a stunted, foul and puny tribe..."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I might go protest the ignored problem of acquaintance-embrace bestowal with the Women's Center next week.</span><br /><blockquote>"For by the terror of their features they inspired great fear in those whom perhaps they did not really surpass in war."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">The </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.cs.cornell.edu/nystrom/images/Antietam/pages/page_17.html">John Brown</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> theory of battle.</span><br /><blockquote>"They made their foes flee in horror because their swarthy aspect was fearful, and they had, if I may call it so, a sort of shapeless lump, not a head, with pin-holes rather than eyes."</blockquote><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://normalycorriente.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kalashnikitty.jpg">Visual aid</a><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span><br /><blockquote>"...they cut the cheeks of the male [infants] with a sword, so that before they receive the nourishment of milk they must learn to endure wounds. Hence they grow old beardless and their young men are without comeliness, because a face furrowed by the sword spoils by its scars the natural beauty of a beard."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Because the problem with slicing open the faces of babies is that it renders them unable to grow facial hair. This is the kind of historian I want to be when I grow up.</span><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-35796211404679638622008-04-21T00:07:00.003-04:002008-04-21T00:27:07.919-04:00Unit 13, Live from Moscow<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://englishrussia.com/images/russians_book/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://englishrussia.com/images/russians_book/1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">More tales of woe from my Russian textbook:</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"Сержант Петров всю жизнь мечтал стать поэтом, но он стал милиционером."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Sergeant Petrov has dreamed his whole life of becoming a poet, but he became a policeman. From an exercise where we have to practice expressing regret and sympathy: Мне жалко Сержанта Петрова - I feel sorry for Sergeant Petrov.<br /></span><blockquote>"It's a shame that Dennis's girlfriend is coming to Moscow."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">From a translation exercise.</span><blockquote>"It's a shame that Misha became a businessman. He was a good veterinarian."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">From the same translation exercise. Insight into Russian priorities... and possible issues with the Russian economy.<br /></span><blockquote>"У Володиных нет времени погулять с Брауном."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">The Volodins don't have time to walk Brown [their dog]. Team animal neglect, go!<br /></span><blockquote>"Он очень любит себя."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">He is very fond of himself.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-76856118623805387862008-04-17T03:03:00.008-04:002008-04-17T03:39:49.435-04:00Summer Reading List<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.loc.gov/rr/international/images/gr13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.loc.gov/rr/international/images/gr13.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">The semester draws ever nearer to its end, and I look more and more fondly towards the summer, when I'll have time (y'know, not counting my </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="https://www.yalestudentjobs.org/JobXJobDetail.aspx?JobId=4580&s=1">forty-hour-workweek</a><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> when I'll be able to do some serious reading. Here's what I have so far- let me know if you have any suggestions.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anton Chekhov</span> Short Stories<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boris Chicherin</span> Liberty, Equality, & The Market<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Bakunin</span> The Basic Bakunin: Writings 1869-1871<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Vissarion Belinsky</span> Selected Philosophical Works<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aleksandr Blok</span> Selected Poems<br /><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Bulgakov</span> The Master and the Margarita<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Ivan Bunin</span> The Dark Avenue<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fyodor Dostoevsky</span><br />The Brothers Karamazov*<br />Crime and Punishment<br />Notes from Underground<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Orlando Figes</span> Natasha's Dance<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Nikolai Gogol</span><br />The Overcoat<br />Dead Souls<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maxim Gorky</span> Children of the Sun<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thomas Hardy</span> Jude the Obscure*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Alexander Herzen</span> My Past and Thoughts<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Aleksey Khomyakov</span> Whatever I can find!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ivan Kireevsky</span> Whatever I can find!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Osip Mandelstam</span> The Noise of Time: Selected Prose<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Vladimir Mayakovsky</span> The Bedbug and Selected Poetry<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Vladimir Nabokov</span> Lolita<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boris Pasternak</span> Dr. Zhivago<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Richard Pipes</span> <br />Russian Conservatism and Its Critics<br /><span class="sans"><span id="btAsinTitle">Karamzin's Memoir on Ancient and Modern Russia: A Translation and Analysis</span></span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Andrey Platonov</span> The Foundation Pit<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aleksandr Radishchev</span> Journey from St. Petersburg to Moscow<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin</span> <br />The History of a Town<br />The Golovylov Family<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn</span> One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Leo Tolstoy</span> War and Peace<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*works I plan to reread </span>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-13192416608105757502008-04-14T17:01:00.003-04:002008-04-14T17:07:24.074-04:00Reluctant Acceptance by Julian of Title of Augustus - Ammianus Marcellinus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://traumwerk.stanford.edu/philolog/Julian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://traumwerk.stanford.edu/philolog/Julian.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"To confer further honor on [the soldiers] at their departure on so long a journey [Julian] invited their leading men to dinner... After this liberal entertainment two sad thoughts oppressed them as they went away; through the unkindness of fortune they were losing not only their native land but a beneficent ruler. With these sorrowful feelings they returned to their quarters."</blockquote></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Summary: These soldiers left their homes to fight for Julian on the express condition that they never have to go beyond the Alps. Emperor Constantius, however, doesn't give a shit, and orders them to be sent there anyway. Julian throws them a going away party to soften the blow.</span><br /><blockquote>"But at nightfall they broke out into open revolt; they gave way to the feelings roused in each of them to a different degree by this unexpected event, took up arms, and rushed to the palace with a tremendous uproar."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh snap. This must be where they kill Julian.<br /></span><blockquote>"They surrounded it so that no one could escape, and saluted Julian as Augustus with terrifying shouts, urgently demanding that he come out to them."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah, kill that oppressive bastard!... Or, uh, hail him as Augustus and make him Emperor. Always a good option.</span><br /><blockquote>"Julian, however, resisted one and all firmly and resolutely. At one moment he showed displeasure, at the next he stretched out his arms in passionate entreaty, begging them not to spoil so many happy victories by behaving dishonourably or to let rashness and bad judgment give rise to civil war."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">You're Caesar of Rome, a giant angry riot of soldiers storms your palace in the middle of the night, and you talk to them like a kindergarten teacher begging toddlers to stop throwing the graham crackers. You're a better man than I, dear Julian.<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"In spite of this appeal the shouting continued on all sides, and finding it impossible to resist the uniform pressure of this loud uproar, with which some abuse was mingled, the Caesar was obliged to give way. He was placed on an infantry shield, raised aloft, and proclaimed Augustus without a dissentient voice."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic;">Just so we're clear- Julian is now the highest ranking man in the entirety of the Roman Empire... and got there because he was completely at the mercy of an impassioned mob. Leadership as slavery indeed.</span><br /><blockquote>"Then he was told to produce a diadem, and when he said that he had never had one they asked for a necklace or a head ornament of his wife's. When he protested that to wear a female trinket would be an inauspicious beginning, they searched about for a horse-trapping to crown him with..."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Wow.</span><br /><blockquote>"This too he rejected as unbecoming, and finally a man called Maurus... took off his standard-bearer's collar and boldly placed it on Julian's head. Julian, finding that there was no way out and perceiving that continued resistance would place him in instant danger, promised each man five gold pieces and a pound of silver."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh, come on, Julian, seriously? What happened to Romans being manly?<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic;">But wait, the soap opera continues:</span><br /><blockquote>"Terrified by the change which had occurred he withdrew into seclusion, where he remained until one of the decurions of the palace, an important official, hastened to the camp of the Petulantes and Celts shouting at the top of his voice that a shameful crime had been committed and that the man whom they had proclaimed Augustus on the previous day had been secretly put to death."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">It's like an episode of </span>I Love Lucy<span style="font-style: italic;">!<br /></span><blockquote>"At this news the troops... rushed in the disorderly way which is natural in emergency to occupy the palace...When they were asked what had led to this sudden foolish commotion there was a long silence... they would not disperse till they had been admitted to his council chamber and had seen him in all the splendour of his imperial robes."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Splendour. Right.<br /></span></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-12524772938421777772008-04-14T00:40:00.005-04:002008-04-14T01:13:06.204-04:00A Return<span style="font-style: italic;">Sorry for the hiatus- more regular posting will resume shortly. In the meantime, here's some stuff that's been floating around in my brain:</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>“When enough people share a delusion, it loses its status as a psychosis and gets a religious tax exemption instead.” - <a href="http://philosophy.utoronto.ca/people/%7Erdesousa">Ronald de Sousa</a>,<em> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Why-Think-Evolution-Rational-Mind/dp/019518985X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208148256&sr=1-1">Why Think? Evolution and the Rational Mind</a><br /><br />"</em>I have always said that the reason why philosophers are so disliked on university campuses is that we are brighter than anyone else and have trouble concealing the fact." - <a href="http://www.fsu.edu/%7Ephilo/new%20site/staff/ruse.htm">Michael Ruse</a>, <a href="http://lrc.reviewcanada.ca/index.php?page=darwin-on-my-mind"><span style="font-style: italic;">Literary Review of Canada</span></a><br /><br />"As a phenomenon, I am in his debt because it turns out that - like Shakespeare and Coca-Cola - he is a brand, with brand values we respond to." - Gyles Brandreth on Oscar Wilde in the <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3670712.ece">Times Online</a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iz9Ou3P2L._SS500_.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iz9Ou3P2L._SS500_.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />"Pop sociologists would have us believe that the distinction between spirituality and religion arose in American culture about the same time as the musical <i>Hair.</i> Actually, the concept of spirituality (individualistic, mystical, pluralist) as distinct from religion (institutional, creedal, orthodox) originated in the 1830s with the flowering of Emerson's distinctive variety of Romanticism." - Michael Robertson in <a href="http://chronicle.com/free/v54/i31/31b00601.htm"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Chronicle Review</span></a><br /><br />"<span class="ger">Er aber ging hin in die Wüste eine Tagereise und kam hinein und setzte sich unter einen Wacholder und bat, daß seine Seele stürbe, und sprach: Es ist genug, so nimm nun, HERR, meine Seele; ich bin nicht besser denn meine Väter." - <a href="http://scripturetext.com/1_kings/19-4.htm">1 Kings 19:4</a><br /></span></blockquote></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-59154288894683250962008-03-09T18:45:00.003-04:002008-03-09T19:16:27.132-04:00The Intelligentsia and the Revolution - Aleksandr Blok<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.booksyouwant.net/Russian/Images/00242R.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.booksyouwant.net/Russian/Images/00242R.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">While known mostly for his (admittedly brilliant) poetry, Aleksandr Blok was also a profound essayist. If you thought Hemingway captured the ennui and detachment of the Great War, just you wait 'n see.</span><br /></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">"What is the war like? Bogs, bogs, and bogs, overgrown with grass or covered with snowdrifts; in the west, a dreary German searchlight- groping- night after night. On a sunny day a German Fokker appears; it doggedly flies along one and the same path, as if a path could be worn and befouled even in the sky. Little puffs of smoke spread out around it, white, gray, reddish (that's us shooting at it, hardly ever hitting; like the Germans- at us). The Fokker is flustered, falters, but tries to stay on its foul little path; sometimes it methodically drops a bomb. This means that the spot it aims at has been punctured on the map by dozens of German staff officers. The bomb falls, now on a graveyard, now on a herd of cattle, now on a herd of people, but more often, of course, into a bog; that's thousands of people's rubles in a bog."</div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Jeez. Someone's a Debbie Downer.<br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"Europe has gone insane. The flower of manhood, the flower of the intelligentsia, sits for years in a bog, sits with conscious determination (isn't that symbolic?) on a narrow strip a thousand versts long, which is called 'the front.'"</blockquote></div><span style="font-style: italic;">I think now's a good time to mention that the Russian word for God is Бог, pronounced "bog".</span><br /><blockquote>"What has a people or a man to live for who... thinks that being alive 'isn't too bad but not very pleasant either,' because 'everything goes its ordained way'- the way of evolution- and that people, generally speaking, are so shoddy and imperfect that the best they can expect, God willing, is to blunder through their life span somehow, knocking together societies and states, blocking themselves off from one another with little walls of rights and obligations, conventional laws, conventional relationships."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Blok's alternate title for this piece was "Why Tristyn Bloom Should End Her Sorry Existence."</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>"Could even a grain of the truly precious be lost? We have loved too little if we fear for the things we love. ... A palace that is being destroyed is no palace."</blockquote></div><span style="font-style: italic;">Circular logic, or inspiring call to revolution? Early 20th century Russians can't tell the difference.</span><br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">"The ground under the bourgeois' feet is as concrete as the muck under the hog's: family, money, position, medal, rank, God on his ikon, the Tsar on his throne. ... The intelligent has always boasted that he never had that kind of ground to stand on. ... Skill, knowledge, methods, habits, talents are nomadic, winged possessions. We are homeless, familyless, rankless, poor- what have we to lose?"</div></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">What have you to fight for?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><blockquote>"Proud politicking is a great sin. The longer the intelligentsia remain aloof and sarcastic, the more terror and bloodshed there will be. Dreadful and dangerous is that elastic, dry, unsavory "adogmatic dogmatics" seasoned with patronizing soulfulness. Behind the soulfulness is blood. The soul attracts blood. Only the spirit can combat horror. Why bar with soulfulness the way to spirituality? The good is hard as it is."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">I have a feeling that if I wrote a script to randomly generate early Russian revolutionary tracts, the result would come out something like this.<br /></span></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-91812180697809397112008-03-06T08:16:00.010-05:002008-03-06T11:28:41.119-05:00Unit 11, Live from Moscow<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://carpetblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/welcome_to_russia_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://carpetblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/welcome_to_russia_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Been studying for my Russian exam (which is tomorrow); ignoring the damning specter of my neurolinguistics exam (six hours from now). Also think I had a Roman history writing assignment due yesterday... When Yale tells you they don't make admissions mistakes, they're wrong.</span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">All taken exactly from my Russian textbook:</span></span><br /><blockquote>"Можно мне курить здесь?"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">May I smoke here?</span><br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>"В этой комнате нельзя мне работать!"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">In this room, it is impossible for me to work!</span><br /><blockquote>"Разве это жизнь?"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Is this really a life?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Good question.</span><br /><br /></div><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-61908098412742894202008-03-04T04:40:00.009-05:002008-03-06T11:29:40.625-05:00Mother of Men - Brian Hooker<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZR4-2cR_ig0kzxVNb8mejFcOlhqYhSylbHUwnUAxmn3lBh7oYI5BcAysakkNUyEHJ1zrIGGQcIYmCyOfyMjDo83jmsf0d1ivJ0s2BYgyEr27rRBF10JSCJQcsF2d4kFSUiVKgaIsPTwam/s1600-h/edit2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 437px; height: 166px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZR4-2cR_ig0kzxVNb8mejFcOlhqYhSylbHUwnUAxmn3lBh7oYI5BcAysakkNUyEHJ1zrIGGQcIYmCyOfyMjDo83jmsf0d1ivJ0s2BYgyEr27rRBF10JSCJQcsF2d4kFSUiVKgaIsPTwam/s400/edit2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173831073825421026" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Lots on my mind lately... went thumbing through my copy of </span><a href="https://ris-systech2.its.yale.edu/ygc/shop/item.asp?itemid=11">Songs of Yale</a>, <span style="font-style: italic;">bequeathed to me by that other highly traditional group of which I'm a member (147 years and counting).</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />We don't sing this song anymore... symptom of a much larger problem, methinks.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Mother of Men, grown strong in giving</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Honor to them thy lights have led;</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rich in the toil of thousands living,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Proud of the deeds of thousands dead.</span><br /><br />We who have felt thy pow'r and known thee,<br />We in whose work thy gifts avail,<br />High in our hearts, enshrined, enthrone thee,<br />Mother of Men, Old Yale.<br /><br />Spirit of Youth, alive, unchanging,<br />Under whose feet the years are cast,<br />Heir to an ageless empire, ranging<br />Over the future and the past;<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thee, whom our fathers loved before us,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thee, whom our sons unborn shall hail,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Praise we today in sturdy chorus,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mother of Men, Old Yale."</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></blockquote>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-33457152270794749092008-02-28T05:38:00.006-05:002008-02-28T06:09:27.284-05:00The Martyrdom of Saints Perpetua and Felicitas<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lumen2000.com/twh/letters/Image31.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.lumen2000.com/twh/letters/Image31.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><blockquote>"For these too will one day become ancient and needful for the ages to come, even though in our own day they may enjoy less prestige because of the prior claim of antiquity."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">This was written around AD 203, roughly. </span><br /><blockquote>"Thus no one of weak or superficial faith may think that supernatural grace was present only among men of ancient times, either in the grace of martyrdom or of visions, for God always achieves what he promises, as a witness to the non-believer and a blessing to the faithful."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Trads beware.</span><br /><blockquote>"She had been pregnant when she was arrested, and was now in her eighth month. As the day of the spectacle drew near she was very distressed that her martyrdom would be postponed because of her pregnancy; for it is against the law for women with child to be executed. ... And so, two days before the contest, they [the Christians in prison with her] poured forth a prayer to the Lord in one torrent of common grief. And immediately after their prayer the birth pains came upon her. ... And she gave birth to a girl."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Is that the right attitude to have towards martyrdom? Or motherhood? Or anything?</span><br /><blockquote>"For whenever they would discuss among themselves their desire for martyrdom, Saturninus indeed insisted that he wanted to be exposed to all the different beasts, that his crown might be all the more glorious."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Can a Catholic please explain this to me? This seems fundamentally </span><span style="font-style: italic;">wrong</span><span style="font-style: italic;">, or at least, like... impious.</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kamglobal.org/Martyrs/PerpetuaandFelicitas.gif"><br /></a><blockquote><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kamglobal.org/Martyrs/PerpetuaandFelicitas.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 329px; height: 232px;" src="http://www.kamglobal.org/Martyrs/PerpetuaandFelicitas.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>"For the young women, however, the Devil had prepared a mad heifer. This was an unusual animal, but it was chosen that their sex might be matched with that of the beast. So they were stripped naked, placed in nets and thus brought out into the arena. Even the crowd was horrified when they saw that one was a delicate young girl and teh other was a woman fresh from childbirth with the milk still dripping from her breasts. And so they were brought back again and dressed in unbelted tunics."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">What were they thinking, sending them to face the beast without their tunics! Gosh, how uncultured.</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kamglobal.org/Martyrs/PerpetuaandFelicitas.gif"><br /></a><blockquote>"First the heifer tossed Perpetua and she fell on her back. Then sitting up she pulled down the tunic that was ripped along the side so that it covered her thighs, thinking more of her modesty than of her pain. Next she asked for a pin to fasten her untidy hair: for it was not right that a martyr should die with her hair in disorder, lest she might seem to be mourning in her hour of triumph."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">This is starting to sound like something out of a Mel Brooks movie.</span><br /><br /></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083242324732963263.post-46929635743268293122008-02-26T05:44:00.015-05:002008-02-26T06:59:32.784-05:00Life of Our Blessed Father Theodosius<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">I love all of the Russian Saints' Lives, but this one is particularly dear to me. I'm going to make a pilgrimage to the Monastery of the Caves (</span><span lang="ru">Киево-Печерская лавра)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> one day.</span><br /><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span>"He did not draw near to the children playing, as is the custom of youth, but disdained their games. His clothing was poor and patched. For this reason his parents many times tried to force him to dress in clean clothing and to go out and play with the children; but he did not obey them in this, but willed even more to be like one of the poor."</span></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span><span style="font-style: italic;">oh-em-gee he recognizes that the judgment of his parents is fallible no waiiii.</span><br /><blockquote>"Thenceforth he began to be more persevering in his works, as when he would go away with the serfs to the country and act with all manner of humility. But his mother would hinder him, not wishing him to do such things..."<br /></blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Wait what? His mother doesn't have his best interest in mind?</span><br /><blockquote>"She would often get angry at him and beat him; for she was strong and solid in body as a man, and, indeed, if someone could not see her but only hear her conversing, he would begin to think she was a man."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Slavic women for the win.</span><br /><blockquote>"Having gotten up during the night and not letting anyone know, secretly went out of the house, not taking with him anything except the clothing he was wearing, and even that was poor. And in that manner he went away behind the pilgrims. ... After three days his mother, having found out... rode hurriedly a long way, and, catching up with them, took Theodosius. And from rage and anger his mother grasped him by the hair and threw him upon the ground and kicked him with her feet. And, having severely reproached the pilgrims, she returned home leading her son tied like a villain."</blockquote></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Antony_and_feodosy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Antony_and_feodosy.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span><span style="font-style: italic;">A few months prior to this his father died. See what happens in the absence of a strong father figure?<br /></span><blockquote>"Being gripped by such great anger, even when they had arrived home, she beat him until she could no longer. And after this she led him to a room, tied him up, and locked the door as she left. The divine youth, however, accepted all these things with joy, and praying to God, gave thanks."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">He's thirteen here, by the way.<br /></span><blockquote>"She... began with entreaty to persuade him not to run away from her, for she loved him very much more than her other children and for this reason could not bear living without him. And when he promised that he would not leave her, she removed the irons from his legs."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Love. Right.</span><br /><blockquote>"Having again seen him baking sacramental wafers and becoming blackened from the fire in the oven, she deplored it greatly. And from that time she began again to scold him, sometimes with caresses, sometimes with terror, and at other times beating him to make him forsake such work."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">When you're beating your eldest son for baking the fucking Eucharist, the problem is probably with you.<br /></span><blockquote>"The blessed Theodosius, having gone to one of the smithies, ordered him to forge an iron chain; and taking it, he girded his loins with it and went about thus. And although the iron was tight and gnawed into his body, he remained as though his body were suffering no injury from it. ... And so while he was dressing himself in the clean garment, being simple in mind and not minding her presence, she was carefully watching, wishing to see more clearly; and lo, she saw on his undergarment blood, which came from the gnawing of the iron. Having become excited with anger against him and having risen with rage and torn apart the undergarment on him, beating him, she removed the iron from his loins."</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Is it manly to take </span>this<span style="font-style: italic;"> many beatings from your mother?<br /></span><blockquote>"Then the elder went out and said to her: 'I have pleaded with him much, but he does not deign to come out to thee.' Thenceforth she began not to speak to the elder with humility, but cried out with anger: 'So! Thou art the monk who has taken my son and hidden him in a cave and thou dost not want to show him to me. Bring my son out to me, monk, so that I may see him; for if I do not see him, I cannot bear to remain alive. ... For lo, I will kill myself before the doors of this cave if thou dost not show him to me.'"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Shut the fuck uuup. Why didn't you let her, Antonius? Why?</span><br /><blockquote>"But the blessed one said to her: 'Then if thou wishest to see me every day, come to this city, and having entered one of the nunneries, take the veil. ... If thou dost not do this, then I tell thee the truth: from this time forth thou wilt not see my face.'"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Finally, Theo grows a pair!</span><br /><blockquote>"The two younger princes started fighting with their elder brother, the religious Iziaslav, and forced him out of the capital city of Kiev. When the two brothers entered Kiev they sent for venerable Abbot Theodosius... Abbot Theodosius, who knew of the injustice accorded to Iziaslav, and being inspired by the Holy Ghost, gave an answer according to the Holy Spirit. 'I shall not go to the feast of Jezebel and taste the fruit of murder covered with blood.'"</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">So the Russians wrote a Bildungsroman eight centuries before the Germans figured it out... of course, in the Russian 11th century version, the protagonist attains badassery instead of self-fulfillment. I think it's pretty clear which is the superior genre (not that this is fiction).</span></span><span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span></div></div>Tristyn Bloomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05377685250633624137noreply@blogger.com0